These things, I only dream about.
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mybattlewiththemirror:

Touching my face, feeling a bump, and not being able to think about anything else is the worst

waynesworld1992:

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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iknowitaintright:

bodyfluids:

bocks:

Cheesy yellow grin

thank you nicki

OH MY GOD TAHNK YOU NICKI.. IS THIS REAL? I HATE JAMES FRANCO OMG.

(my daughter walked in and was like ‘is that nicki minaj??? and i was like yuhhh and she was like ‘what are you typing’ and so i read it to her and she looked at me and said “oh my GOSH, mom, not god” lmao i’m not even catholic and i’ve taught her not to say oh my god cuz it offends my tias..)

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footieridiculosity:

Watching Kapitän Philipp Lahm sneeringly look a taller opponent up and down makes me feel SO ALIVE.

footieridiculosity:

Watching Kapitän Philipp Lahm sneeringly look a taller opponent up and down makes me feel SO ALIVE.

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I always come across Lennon/McCartney notices at work and it bums me out when I have to input stuff like this.

And I had to correct my coworker’s typo - he put McCarthy, which seems like a small mistake…except he did it like 10 times in a row.

Mario Götze being adorable with one of Jerome Boateng’s beautiful twin daughters.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Cookies will find a way. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Cookies will find a way. [via]

onehealthyvegan:

too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

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The “yes or no” game

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.

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Human beings love to fill their hollow spaces up with other people. The distracting easy fix of love. But it doesn’t work that way. You can’t cover up a dirty floor with a venetian rug and expect the mess to disappear, no matter how wonderful the rug. People are not cover ups for your problems. Eventually all things come to surface, and you might find when it does, the mess you long neglected, has ruined your only reason to continue holding on.

Beau Taplin || Clean up your own mess.  (via afadthatlastsforever)

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pomfette:

if you miss someone who does not miss you, or who is no good for you, or is unattainable, take all the love you once felt for them and spread it around other places. put your love in worthwhile people and things, turn the romance in to passions for hobbies or admiration for others- enrich your own life. focus on yourself and those who actively make you happy.

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